today i went to the park
just to walk around
and ponder
whats going on in my life and
thats when i found
the most beautiful girl
i had ever seen
sitting down reading a worn out copy
of hustler magazine
maybe she just likes
the articles inside
or could it possibly be
that i'm looking at a dyke

are you a lesbian?
cuz if you are
i've got a camera
and a hot cousin
so lets hop in my car
are you a lesbian?
dont be ashamed
we'll throw a vid up on youtube
and see what people have to say